unclefather:

this is the wrong color tricycle mom I hate you so much this is the worst birthday ever

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

smenkhkara:

has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln

has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I

has a black man ever played george washington

has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine

no?

then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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eskatoad:

#does she just sleep and wake up with dark red lipstick on or

1000drawings:

sad ghost club  by Lize meddings

rouxx:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

this is an iconic moment in history

sweet-bitsy:

This emoticon only gets funnier when you expand the face

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